I swear that I saw one more slushy grey-brown pile of snow, I was going to attack it with a flame thrower. Or a blow dryer, whichever was at hand first.

Apparently DC is even nicer, weather wise, so I’m eagerly anticipating my arrival on Monday.

Added bonus: seafood! Yippee! I am going down to the wharf and grab myself a big old crab leg the size of a baseball bat, and I am going to walk around dripping butter down my chin, and I am going to be shameless in my oral adoration of my spiny crustacean love object.

So, look out DC. This is one warm weather and crab leg deprived lady heading your way, and she has plans to eat an entire bucket of oysters, too.

Let’s face it, escort blogs are as common as bunny rabbits on easter, only not quite as exciting. The subject matter has been pretty much hammered to death (and back).

So, this is where I’ll post news on my schedule, my tours and any specials I’m running.

But, since this is my first blog post, I’ll do a brief introduction -

I’m Nina Darien, a BBW (Big, Beautiful Woman, which is a polite euphemism for ‘fat and all that’ ). I’m an escort (that’s another euphemism), and I tour across North America, primarily Washington DC, Manhattan, New York, Los Angeles, Boston, Chicago and Toronto.

I’m in my thirties, have short dark hair (it’s been cut since my photos were taken) and hazel eyes. My measurements are an eye popping 48DDD-39-48, and I’m 5′6″ and about 214 lbs. I’m a whole lotta me, and I only play with people who like it that way.

I worked as a Professional Domina for many years, but I now prefer to combine a bit of this with a bit of that.

I don’t drink, smoke or do drugs, as I prefer to concentrate all of my vices into my work

I’m a coffee junkie, a Mac Addict, a techno geek, a voracious reader, a music aficionado and an indie movie snob.

My favorite things include kitty cats, stockings with seams, men’s earlobes and women’s nipples.

I have no idea what my sign is.

Anything else, you’ll have to find out for yourself.